This Monday, September 04, 2006
Back to classes again. Our lecturer for this module is rather lame but of course, it makes the class more interesting and fun. Sometimes we just need some lame jokes to lighten up the mood. Not easy to keep awake from 7-10pm you know hoho~
Lecturer *who tends to drag the last word of the sentence* : So... Imagine yourself as the HR Manager of Cycles & Carriage. You want to set up a new car servicing workshopppp. What are the people you neeeeeed? Yesh.. you need blah blah blah AND you need a spray painterrrr.. to spray paint cars la...
So... what are the knowledge/skills/abilities you need to look out for in a spray painter?
1. Must know how to hold the spray paint gun at a certain distance and point towards the car, and not to yourself laaarhhh...
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2. Must know how to mix paint.. larhhhhhhh..
3. Than what else?
what other characteristics you will require for the job of a spray painter?
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*silence*
Kiyomi *@ the back of the class* : CANNOT BE KAH-LER BLIND larhhhhh
Lecturer : Correct larrhhh.. !! kah-ler blind how to mix paint?!
*ar..ar..arrr... 1 crow flew past*
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Lecturer : As a HR manager, you must explain to the executive about his job descriptionnnnn, his future and tell him HOW he can become a managerrrr in the futuuuuree.
Like for example...
To become a manager (like me)...
1. you must go and attend dis dis dis course, you must work for 5 years or more, you must have dis dis dis characteristics...
2. Most important horrrrr,
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you must wait for me to die first.
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*ar..ar..arrr... 2 crows flew past*
Labels: Silly Stuff
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